The article is for humor purposes only
I condemn with love and gratitude every woman who has passed through my life, she is the mother, the sister, and the friend, but I direct my words to my male friends because I know that understanding and comprehending women require significant energy and a special language that only those who have interacted well with Eve’s daughters can master it.
I am sure that most of us have tried repeatedly to carve a wide smile on our faces while deep down inside, we wish to smash the nearest glass to us. Sometimes, as soon as the wife leaves, we does just that, but unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, the glass is made of plastic and does not break. There are many Paradoxes with women who share life with us, and we must be very patient to avoid quick and surprising consequences.
As you can see, we talked about containment and patience, I mean a lot of that here, and the main point that is related to manhood ((Yes, it is courage)) Which of you dares to express our inner selves in front of the daughters of Eve with all sincerity and to say, for example, the following notes:
- If we ask what the problem is and you answer “nothing,” we will act as if there is no problem. We know you are lying, but it’s not worth the headache.
- Just tell me what you want directly. Subtle hints won’t work. Strong hints won’t work. Clear hints like the sun won’t work either. Just tell me what you want simply.
- “If you ask a question you don’t expect an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.”
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how to do it. You can’t do both. If you already know the best way to do something, then do it yourself.
- “If you think you’re fat, then you are, so don’t ask us!”
- “Shopping is not a sport… and no man is ready to deal with it as such never “
- Whenever possible… say what you want to say during the TV commercial break.
“Alright, man, do you have the courage to say these comments to your wife? … If it so, that’s very impressive, and let me wish you a peaceful sleep on the couch tonight.”
